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Everyone calls me Melissa cause thats my name.
I like to dance and eat and drool and ogle at hot bods and shop for pretty clothes and kick butts.
I think you'll like me if you get to know me.

[ 5:46 AM ]

home sweeeeeeeet home! :D
i definitely did not miss home.
more like i was reluctant to come back :b
i so love bangkok.
my tripwas pretty fruitful.
bought lotsa stuff.
ate lotsa good good food.
saw lotsa super eye candy. ( jap international school students! )
and "hawt" ah guas. :))

day 1
the first day totally sucked.
it kinda spoiled the entire trip.
i waited at the airport for like 9 hours. ( from 6am to 3pm)
all thanks to my brother's friggin idiotic spastic shitty passport.
his expiry date was less than 6 months validity.
omfg.
my mum had to go all the way down to the ICA building to extend the fucking expiry date.
yeaps.
and the worse part was.
the expiry date validity has been shortened.
omfg.
and the airline staff knew nuts abt the changes.
omg.omg.omg.
my dad and i sat there for like eternity for nothing.
i was probably mouldy when i boarded the 3.25 flight can! D;
fumes*
fortunately,
there were handsome air stewards on board.
so it wasnt tt bad. :D
hahaha. (oh blind me.)
reached bangkok at about 6.
thank god.
at least we reached. :/
wasted probably another 2 hours getting to the hotel.
i was super pissed.
almost the entire day was wasted la.
& the stupid agent just made it worse.
we already left the airport when he realised he left an old couple out.
omg.
i could have exploded in the van.
i was so pissed that i teared.
c'mon.
i forfeited my chance to dance in the hiphop competition just to rot and grow wrinkly in the airport?
and now this shit has to make things worse.
oh fuck.
and the traffic in bangkok is a killer.
i almost made the van my tomb.
i was dying from pure, utter, raw motion sickness. (dont remind me.)
when we FINALLY reached arnoma hotel, i felt a wave of relief wash over me.
at least i made it to the hotel ALIVE. :D
haha.
we unpacked our stuff and everything and went to the supermarket beside the hotel.
saw alot of ah bengs there.
they look like monkeys gone wrong.
mutated monkeys.
haha. :D
ate jap cuisine for dinner.
yummy.
singapore's sumo house no fight larrrr.

day 2
the start of my ultimate shopping spree.
we went to Platinium Fashion Mall.
i almost went gaga there.
the clothes there are omg-edly in abundance.
fyi: thais are very fashionable.
they are more polite and dress better than us.
to think singaporeans think they are so high class (go fly kite la pimps.)
umm.
apparently the sentence above refers to most of our kind. im excluded. :D
hahaha.
yeaps.
bought and bought till my legs were pudding.
thn it was lunchtime.
my mum and i went to the food court.
its super clean and kinda kewl.
we actually have to purchase this card to buy food.
my mum bought fishball noodles and spring roll.
they sure sound ordinary but they taste extraordinary.
the fishball noodles are a must-try people! :DD
we also tried the KFC there.
not bad at all. :]]
seems like the KFC worldwide caters to different countries.
one thing about travelling to thailand.
you have to talk like some klutz.
my mum sent me to get more chilli for the KFC chicken.
and passed me a pack of empty chilli sauce.
i was like " you think they are stupid ar?"
but she insisted i carried it with me.
so i did.
a super tall dude came to my service.
and i asked him for chilli sauce in english.
he (?.?) me.
so i smiled and raised the chilli sauce packet in one hand and initiated the number 2 in the other.
he got me instantly.
wth.
i almost died laughing.
hes so cute.
hahaha.
after lunch.
it was shopppinggggggg.
we went back to the hotel to rest at about 3.
apparently.
our legs couldnt take it longer.
we felt like chickens. (big body, small legs.)
hahaha. :b
Suan-Lum night bizzare was our next destination for night shopping.
the food there is realllly gooood and cheap.
i wonder how they cook so well. :/
mm.
the shopping there isnt good.
their prices are like super high.
fortunately my mum was with me.
shes really good at bargaining.
i wanted this belt for 660 baht. (about S$33)
and she slashed the price to 300 baht!
aunties will be aunties. :D
we took the tu-tu car back.
its so kewl.

day 3
shoppingggggg at MBK and central world.
sucked like siao.
omg.
the stuff there are .__________.
who in the hell says its a must-go in bangkok.
step forward!
ill bash the daylights out of you!
i wasted like half a day there D:
blooody hell.
central world is pretty okay.
its some super upbeat shopping mall for the rich.
all the LV, Gucci, Fendi and all are there. jaw drops**
strictly heaven for the rich only.
so i only bought a make-up purse from Ramaya.
this shop is a must-go in bangkok.
they sell super cute quilted hand-sewn stuff.

day 4
my mum and i were super unhappy that we didnt shop to our fill.
so we went back to Platinium Fashion Mall.
we bought alot of stuff.
i managed to settle steph and sophie's presents.
woohoo! :D
i bought lotsa stuff for myself too.
& i managed to find the accesories shop and bought the cross necklace! olehhh*
unfortunately.
i couldnt find the shop that sold the long-sleeved blouse. D:
what a pity.
went back to the hotel to prepare for returning home.
i saw a super cute angmoh.
hahaha. :x
the shitty van came to pick us up.
as expected - TRAFFIC JAM.
had motion sickness again.
boy, do i suck.
haha. :D
the flight that i was on was super delayed can.
wapiang.
i went to the toilet during the waiting time.
and when i walked in, a man walked out from the cubicle.
i was stunned.
i thought i walked into the wrong toilet.
but not. (im not tt blur yet.)
he got it wrong.
some identity crisis thing.
poor dude. D:
then on the plane.
a super cute air steward guided me to my seat.
hahaha!
i didnt pretend to be lost okay. :D
i went to the toilet.
and when i opened the door.
there was this asshole inside.
fortunately for HIM and for me.
his back was facing me.
if not.
i would have saw his you-know-what and gotten swollen eyes.
and he would have died in my hands.
waited until i probably had 10 wrinkles on my forehead before the plane finally took off.
i joked to my mum that the pilot was probably 80 years old.
that turtle speed for us was probably like 100km/h to him.
and she started laughing so hard that the cute air steward laughed too.
omg.
like i said, hes so cute.
haha.
dinner was really good.
again, singapore's chefs all no fight.
the flight ended in 1hr 35mins to my displeasure.
it means i have to say bye-bye to the handsome beings. D:
oh boo.
but returning home definitely feels good. :D
did you people miss me?
i bet sheryl did.
haha.

ill upload the pictures in the next post.
im so shag from all the grandmother stories. :D
tata.