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Everyone calls me Melissa cause thats my name.
I like to dance and eat and drool and ogle at hot bods and shop for pretty clothes and kick butts.
I think you'll like me if you get to know me.

[ 6:02 AM ]

Aren't this little girls just C-U-T-E?!
I think i was maybe 100 times (only!) cuter when i was younger. {:DD}
Dont ask what happened to me lol.
Anyway, it's been a painful day for me.
I've been walking around (nope, not like ive got a humongous dick, but worse) with stiff legs.
My legs are like TREE BARKS.
Uh-uh, im not exaggerating or what.
I can't even lift one leg 20 cm off the ground w/o trembling like ive got fits.
I have to manually shift my leg to a comfortable position when im sitted down with my hands.
I was groaning in pain in the morning when i was putting on my underwear (Awkward!)
My mum must have been wondering what was i doing in the loo.
I can't even gallop after the boys who made fun of me (they'll die sooner or later though)
If i had to take revenge of them, i would probably have to crawl, or even squirm, like some retarded earthworm!
Im in this miserable state because of ballet.
Im not blaming ballet or what.
It's just that i've realized that being a great dancer needs more than just talent or passion.
It takes a whole lot of tolerance for PAIN.
Pain around the crotch somemore.
Which reminds me of something really hilarious:
On Sunday, in the practice studio:
Nisa was doing splits.
Elvina hard-heartedly pranced her legs open.
Nisa screamed like she was in labour.
And she (very funnily) started to roll all over and put her hands over her crotch area.
Imagine when a guy gets kicked in the balls. She looked sth like that.
She miraculously stood up and started walking like a duck towards a stack of chairs.
And she groaned: Wapiang, like kana fucked like that.
L-O-L.
I was thinking: You've been fucked before?!
P/S: Nisa is an extremely attractive girl, except for the fact that she has a very promiscuous language habit. She can fuck anything in the world, even Mars, and add up to 10 "fuck" related words to one sentence. Amazing.
Im off to mug already.
No life ah, no life.