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Everyone calls me Melissa cause thats my name.
I like to dance and eat and drool and ogle at hot bods and shop for pretty clothes and kick butts.
I think you'll like me if you get to know me.
Monday, July 21, 2008
[ 6:51 AM ]
BIG NEWS BIG NEWS!
Mummy Lum just killed an extremely huge flying cockroach!
It landed on the wall diagonally across me.
& i screamed and ran outside.
I asked Sammy Lum to kill it.
Initially, he couldnt be bothered cause' he was brushing his smelly teeth.
Mel: Walao, you're the man of the house leh. (My dad was bathing, of all times!)
Sam: You're 16 leh! (Does that matter, im still a woman right!)
In the end, he relented.
So i passed him a super thick stack of newspapers.
Sam couldnt catch it. (Slow reflexes)
So finally, it was Mummy Lum, the expert cockroach killer, who managed to subdue the brown flying cock!
Woohoo.
It's weird/sadistic/puzzling.
Each time i heard Mummy slam the newspaper on the ground, i keep giggling in exhilaration.
Haha.
Oops, Sammy Lum saw the part on slow reflexes.
Hahaha.
With respects to the cock. :D