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Everyone calls me Melissa cause thats my name.
I like to dance and eat and drool and ogle at hot bods and shop for pretty clothes and kick butts.
I think you'll like me if you get to know me.

[ 8:12 AM ]

Happy Birthday to Me

Happy Birthday to bloody drop-dead gorgeous (laugh for all you want) Me

Happy Birthday to Me

I have finally turned 16.

I am a big girl now.

At least i can watch NC 16 movies(!) (like its a big deal luh, rolls eyes )

Im not legal for sex yet. (Shit)

I cant bloody drive a car yet. (Crap, at least i can manuveore a golf buggy w/o crashing)

My mum is dying to marry me off.

I told her to look for candidates in South Korea. (Hint: J*** G*** S**)

If its not him, im admitting myself into a nunnery in South Korea for good.

Lol. :D

Haha.

Next, To Everyone Who Remembered My Special Day:

Sophie, Laiyee, Wanli, Meihua, Liang Ee, Stephenie, Siying, Yuxi, Jules, Desmond (You called me and asshole on my birthday!), Guoqiang, Keith (The first to sms when it struck twelve midnight, what happened to the girls), Benson, All the sam-ba dance juniors (I love ye all!), Ian ( last minute add in from msn ); And everybody else who came forward to hug me/ jab me in the ribs/ wish me well. Thank you all so na-bei much.

The pressies were lovely.

The wishes i got were sincere and heartwarming.

I couldnt stop smiling like some retarded camel.
I've never felt so high-spirited and cherished, which is bloody shiok mind you.

Dinner at Swenson's was really good.

Mummy bought me this military-style, and (duhbies) uber gorgeous jacket from Converse.

She splurged.Shiok.

That's why people say the birthday girl/boy is the biggest.

{Wakakakakaka}

But Tan Weeyang and Tony was still mean to me. [BLACKLISTED]

Stop making personal attacks about my zits. ( Wait till you two get piles!)

Anyway, its past 12 midnight.

Im no longer birthday girl.

Oh whatever luh!!! ):

Im off to sleep.

I'll end this post with a super hawt-hawt-hawt picture of Mr.Jang.

Dont stare it for too long.

I'll get offended.